Call Me Ishmael

Jul 17

“Sweet Heaven When I Die,” the wounded photo; or, “Band-aids for Bon Bons.” This an advance copy of my new book. My wife was so excited to see it she used scissors to cut through the package — and the cover. Our two-year-old daughter said, “Mama give Daddy’s book a boo-boo. Daddy’s book need a band-aid.” She’s so cute you should buy this book so I can buy her bon-bons. When I showed her this, she was much pleased. “You fixed your book!” Sigh. If only “fixing” one’s book it was that easy. But let’s let baby think so for a few more years. Support the illusion by pre-ordering Sweet Heaven When I Die from your local independent bookstore.

“Sweet Heaven When I Die,” the wounded photo; or, “Band-aids for Bon Bons.”

This an advance copy of my new book. My wife was so excited to see it she used scissors to cut through the package — and the cover. Our two-year-old daughter said, “Mama give Daddy’s book a boo-boo. Daddy’s book need a band-aid.” She’s so cute you should buy this book so I can buy her bon-bons. When I showed her this, she was much pleased. “You fixed your book!” Sigh. If only “fixing” one’s book it was that easy. But let’s let baby think so for a few more years. Support the illusion by pre-ordering Sweet Heaven When I Die from your local independent bookstore.